me: wow that guy over there is really hot
hot guy: is that a potato staring at me
jackspersprite: countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
teacher on first day of school: so where did you guys go this summer?
student: i went to austrailia
student: i went to hong kong
me: i left my room a few times